First up, Robert Redford has passed away at 89, and he chose a quiet, private funeral. A source said, “It’s exactly who Bob was — he hated the noise of celebrity.” Honestly, same. Skip the red carpet, go straight to the peace and quiet. Sundance was his happy place, and that’s where he wanted his final credits to roll.
Meanwhile, Keanu Reeves might’ve pulled a Keanu and quietly married Alexandra Grant in Europe this summer. Super low-key, super private — like, secret ceremony, no Matrix trench coats involved. Word is, they’ve been each other’s ride-or-die for a while now. She helps him pick scripts, he supports her art, and somewhere in the middle, they sealed the deal with a quiet “I do.” Respect.
Now here’s one you didn’t see coming — Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley are reportedly not only talking marriage but possibly adoption too. Apparently, Liz misses being “Mommy,” and Billy Ray’s no stranger to adoption. So they’re looking at a fresh start… possibly with diapers. Miley might be getting a baby sibling. Wild.
Charlie Sheen is back in the headlines, this time dragging Bill Clinton into a flashback from the ’80s. He claims Clinton was crushing on his then-girlfriend, Dolly Fox. Says Clinton gave him Razorback sneakers and whispered to an aide to “find out about the brunette.” I mean… peak ‘80s scandal starter pack right there.
In messier news — Aaron Phypers says ex-wife Denise Richards planted an AirTag on his car, smashed his phone, and pulled a full Mission Impossible to block his spousal support. No word from Denise yet, but sounds like this divorce is going from courtroom to courtroom drama.
Hugh Jackman is feeling the fallout from his divorce — apparently fans are skipping his shows at Radio City. A source claims people feel “betrayed” and think he’s just another Hollywood guy trading in the forever love. Yikes. Even cameos aren’t saving ticket sales. Wolverine’s getting ghosted.
Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is still living her Sliving best life — yes, she named her spa “The Sliving Spa.” Her new $63 million home has a whole room for sunglasses. Like, 10,000 pairs. That’s one pair for every time someone’s said “That’s hot.”
Blue’s Clues’ OG host Steve Burns has a new podcast called Alive. It’s like Blue’s Clues, but for grown-ups who need emotional support and don’t have a talking mailbox anymore. The first two episodes are out now, and yes — he still sounds like your gentle older cousin who reads philosophy and knows how to make you cry in a good way.
And Dancing With the Stars contestants are getting $125K just for showing up and shaking it for two weeks. Win the whole thing and you could pull in close to $300K. Honestly, I’d embarrass myself on live TV for way less.
And finally — Camp Rock 3 is officially happening! The Jonas Brothers are back, Demi Lovato’s an executive producer, and filming’s started in Vancouver. Connect 3 returns to Camp Rock to find a new opening act. Cue the drama, cue the competition, cue the Disney nostalgia.
