If you’ve ever sniffed a bottle of classic Mr. Bubble, you’ll know the scent is basically bubble gum in liquid form. That’s exactly what this soda is going for. According to the brand, fans can now “sip the nostalgic bubble gum scent they’ve known for decades.”
The company says it’s light and not too sweet, which sounds like the kind of thing someone would say while trying to convince themselves that drinking soap isn’t weird.
What’s Actually in This Thing?
Here’s the ingredient list, for those who enjoy living dangerously:
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Cane sugar (no corn syrup, because at least that’s responsible)
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Vegetable juice for colour
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“Natural” flavouring, aka the stuff making all this magic happen
Bonus points: it’s vegan and caffeine-free. Not that anyone’s drinking it for energy… unless nostalgia is your jam.
Where You Can Get It
National Bubble Bath Day isn’t until Thursday, but you can snag it now through Mr. Bubble’s parent company, The Village Company. Prices are:
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$3.50 for a single can
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$25 for a 12-pack (go big or go home, right?)
The tagline is… drumroll… “Taste the nostalgia.” Somehow, this makes it both more and less horrifying at the same time.
This is the kind of product that exists purely to test the limits of human curiosity. You don’t really need it—but suddenly, you must know what it tastes like. And that, my friends, is exactly how they get you.
So, cheers… I guess?
