Leonardo DiCaprio’s new film One Battle After Another crushed it at the box office, pulling in $22.4 million over the weekend. So apparently people do still go to the movies if Leo’s yelling at someone in medieval armor.
Meanwhile, Selena Gomez said “I do” to producer Benny Blanco in California this weekend. It was a very chill, low-key wedding — if by chill you mean Taylor Swift, Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Paul Rudd just casually being there like it’s a Hollywood brunch.
And speaking of Taylor… her wedding hasn’t even been announced, and somehow the bridal party is already at war. Allegedly, all her BFFs are vying to be maid of honor. We’re talking Selena, Gigi Hadid, Lana Del Rey, Sabrina Carpenter, even NFL wives like Brittany Mahomes and Kylie Kelce. Basically, it’s like The Hunger Games: Maid of Honor Edition. And yes, Blake Lively was once the obvious pick… but something went down and now she’s out. This wedding might need its own Netflix series.
In slightly more confusing couple news — 72-year-old Bill Belichick is dating a 24-year-old, but says he’s not getting married again. One source said, “He’s smarter than that.” Apparently, it’s just “something fun.” So… like preseason football. Mark Wahlberg, however, is ready to suit up — he wants to play Belichick in a movie and double date with him and his girlfriend. Boston loyalty runs deep, folks.
Tom Holland gave fans a little health update after getting a concussion filming the new Spider-Man. He said he’s doing better and joked that once his dad took over, the show actually got funnier. No word on whether his dad’s being cast as Uncle Ben.
In music news, Bad Bunny is your Super Bowl halftime headliner this year. He beat out Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Metallica… and reportedly Adele, who said “nah.” So get ready for a halftime show that’s gonna have more rhythm than referee logic.
Over in the world of TV revivals — Scrubs is making a comeback! The OG cast reunited for a table read and honestly, the pics look like a high school reunion, but with more Emmy nominations.
And finally… Catfish might be coming back — this time on TLC. Which feels right. Because if any network knows how to turn online chaos into addictive TV, it’s the one that gave us 90 Day Fiancé.
