Have you ever scrolled through a clothing website and stumbled upon an item that made you do a double-take? Well, brace yourself for this one. A U.K. designer clothing brand, Jordanluca, has recently unveiled a line of pre-stained jeans that give off the distinct impression that you’ve had an unfortunate accident. Yes, you read that right.
These ‘pee stain denim’ designer jeans have an eye-popping price tag: ‘Why would anyone wear this?’ https://t.co/2rNM16iOe0 pic.twitter.com/wLdQZx81fe
— New York Post (@nypost) April 26, 2024
These jeans made waves when they strutted down the runway last fall, and it seems like they’re causing quite the stir yet again. Despite their eyebrow-raising appearance, they flew off the virtual shelves of Jordanluca’s website faster than you can say “fashion faux pas.” But here’s the kicker: these jeans come with a jaw-dropping price tag of $810. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a pair of pants that make it look like you’ve had an embarrassing mishap for the cost of approximately 8 to 10 beers.
But fear not, if you’re not sold on the full-blown “I just peed my pants” look, Jordanluca also offers a lighter wash option for the more subtle “I may have had a little accident yesterday” vibe. However, don’t get too excited about the discount; these jeans still come with a hefty price tag of around $600. And yes, you guessed it—they’re also sold out.
So, if you’re still itching to rock the “I just peed my pants and I’m owning it” aesthetic, it looks like you’ll have to resort to the old-fashioned method. But before you reach for the water bottle, maybe take a moment to reconsider whether this fashion statement is worth the investment.
In case you need a reminder of just how absurd this trend is, let’s take a trip down memory lane with the iconic “peeing your pants is cool” scene from “Billy Madison.” Because sometimes, a little humor is the best response to fashion’s most outrageous moments.
(Source: New York Post)



