An Arizona car sales manager named Andy Elliott is creating quite a buzz by demanding his employees sport six-pack abs. Yeah, you read that right – not just great sales pitches, but actual ab muscles! According to Andy, having a chiseled midsection is like a billboard for discipline and dedication. I guess the road to success is paved with crunches!
But wait, there’s more! Not content with just selling cars, Andy’s also peddling online courses to help folks achieve “sales abs” greatness. I can’t help but picture a gym instructor shouting, “Give me 20 push-ups and 10 killer pitches!”
Now, before you think this is all car-dealer madness, Andy has his own words for the naysayers. He calls them “algorithm feeders,” which I’m guessing is his way of saying they’re keyboard warriors who live in their moms’ basements, endlessly hitting refresh on social media.
Andy’s philosophy is simple: if you’re on his team, you’ve got a window of time to shape up, both in sales and in the ab department. He’s even bold enough to declare, “Show me your abs, show me your dedication!” Apparently, he and his crew are practically a parade of Greek statues, and before meetings, they’re not afraid to flex their muscles and see who’s got the “abs-olute” discipline.
So, whether you’re buying a car or just aiming for the ultimate sales swagger, remember, according to Andy, the road to success might be paved with car wax and crunches!
Source: NYTimes
