First up, Pete Hegseth just cleared the skies—literally. The Army won’t be investigating or punishing pilots who flew helicopters near Kid Rock’s house. Yep, the earlier review and suspension? Totally reversed. I guess the only thing flying now is Kid Rock’s patience.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner took a courtroom “L” yesterday. Their request to seal documents about that infamous sex tape was denied. TMZ says the judge ruled they didn’t show enough evidence that making the secret $6 million settlement public would hurt them. Meanwhile, Ray J claims they broke the deal by talking about it on Hulu. So now the whole thing goes public—talk about keeping receipts!
Tiger Woods is heading to rehab following his DUI arrest. He says he’s stepping away to focus on health and recovery, and, according to The Daily Mail, cops found two hydrocodone pills in his pocket when he crashed last week. Tiger’s excuse? He was changing the radio. Well, at least he didn’t blame the dog this time.
In royal news, Meghan Markle apparently thought she could be queen right after King Charles. According to Tom Bower’s new book Betrayal, Meghan believed she was smarter, harder working, and better looking than Kate Middleton. Someone forgot to tell her there’s a line for the throne—and apparently Meghan thought she could skip it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger got an honorary doctorate from Ulster University. He reminisced about visiting 60 years ago as a young bodybuilder and joked, “I no speak English.” The audience gave him a standing ovation anyway—because nothing says “you’ve made it” like being cheered for charmingly bad grammar.
Kylie and Jason Kelce have a new family member: a German Shepherd named Bernadette Kelce. Kylie adopted her from Main Line Animal Rescue, Jason got naming rights, and apparently, cats are still on the back burner. Puppies first, kitties later.
If you’re looking to binge some childhood nostalgia, “Sesame Street” is now on Tubi! That’s 250 episodes from the very first season up to Season 38, with a rotating 10% swap each quarter. Big Bird is officially streaming free—so no excuses, adults, it’s time to get your nostalgia fix.
Sony Pictures may bring the Epstein story to TV, based on Julie K. Brown’s book Perversion of Justice. Laura Dern is in talks to play the reporter who exposed the plea deal—because if there’s one thing Hollywood loves, it’s a juicy true crime adaptation.
The Jimmy Stewart biopic “Jimmy” now has a release date: November 6th. KJ Apa plays the iconic actor, with the film following Stewart from Oscar glory in The Philadelphia Story to his WWII service. Plus, “It’s a Wonderful Life” returns to theaters December 18th for its 80th anniversary—time to grab the tissues.
And finally, gaming fans, get ready: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie hits theaters tomorrow! Chris Pratt is Mario, and the flick is expected to pull in $350 million over five days. Jump on it—just watch out for Koopa shells in the parking lot.
