Well, Katy Perry might be California Gurl, but lately she’s been crushing real hard on Canada’s finest—Justin Trudeau. Yep, our source says she’s smitten, he’s charming, and apparently, she’s already halfway to writing their wedding hashtags. But here’s the catch—Trudeau’s just out here “sowing his oats.” Yeah… not exactly Prince Charming behavior. Her friends are worried she’s diving into a Hallmark movie while he’s just filming a commercial.
Meanwhile, Britney Spears is single, ready to mingle, and… maybe not asking the right questions first. Word is, she’s been picking dates like she’s ordering DoorDash—fast, random, and from the help. From social media DMs to guys working in her house, she’s not picky. As long as they can give a pep talk or a booty call, they’re in. It’s Britney’s world. Vetting optional.
Speaking of Britney, her ex Kevin Federline is spilling tea from way back. He says one wild, 4AM drunk call from Britney—with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan on speaker, while their kids were crying in the background—was the final straw. That sounds less like a call and more like a deleted scene from The Hangover.
Switching gears—Travis Kelce, Super Bowl champ and Taylor Swift’s man, is now also… a theme park investor? He just bought into Six Flags! He said it’s a full-circle moment—he grew up riding those coasters and now he owns part of ’em. Not bad for a guy who used to just ride the log flume and eat funnel cakes.
Alec Baldwin, on the other hand, is out here doing push-ups in restaurants. Why? Because Gleb from Dancing With The Stars challenged him, and apparently Alec said, “Hold my martini.” No word on who won, but I’m guessing the diners just wanted to finish their meal without someone grunting near the bread basket.
Over on Chicago P.D., Patrick John Flueger is stepping away briefly to deal with a personal matter. He plays Ruzek, who just married Kim Burgess in the season finale—so hopefully, this leave doesn’t turn into a soap opera plot twist.
And just in time for the holidays, Fraggle Rock is back! Apple TV is dropping a new special called The First Snow of Fraggle Rock. Lele Pons shows up to sing with Gobo—yes, the puppet—because why not. It drops December 5th, and if you don’t cry at a puppet holiday duet, I don’t know if you have a soul.
Lastly, Al Pacino is heading back into gangster mode. At 85! He’s filming a new mob flick called Father Joe, starring alongside Kiefer Sutherland. It’s basically The Godfather meets 24—only slower and with more naps between scenes.
