Starting with Sean “Diddy” Combs — his lawyers are asking for time served. They say 14 months behind bars is enough, especially since he was acquitted of the heavier stuff. They even called the prosecutors “draconian,” which is fancy legal talk for “you’re doing too much.” The prosecution? They’re still pushing for up to five years, pointing to his past. So yeah… stay tuned for that courtroom drama.
Meanwhile, over in the “this didn’t go well” department — a process server got arrested trying to serve Taylor Swift legal papers… at Travis Kelce’s house… at 2AM. Dude jumped the fence and everything. The case has something to do with Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively’s ongoing feud — because of course it does — but it’s safe to say Travis wasn’t too thrilled about the unexpected guest. Or the fact that Swift’s name is in this mess again.
On a lighter note — Jason Kelce is living his best post-NFL life. Last night on Monday Night Countdown, he joined the Ravens’ marching band. Full uniform, baritone sax, the whole thing. Turns out he played in high school, and honestly? Not bad! I’d pay to see the Kelce brothers drop an album at this point.
Now this next one sounds like a WWE plotline, but it’s real. Hulk Hogan’s son Nick is trying to co-manage his late dad’s $5-million estate, and Hulk’s widow is totally on board. But here’s the twist: daughter Brooke Hogan? She’s been cut out of the will entirely. No explanation in the documents, just… “Nope.” Hulk, who passed away in July, had updated his will multiple times, most recently last year. So, yeah… things are tense in the Hogan family.
Over on “The View,” the ladies finally addressed Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension — and they did not hold back. Whoopi kicked things off by basically saying, “Of course we’re gonna talk about it, have you met us?” Then Ana Navarro got real serious, comparing the FCC’s actions to something out of a dictatorship. Meanwhile, Kimmel’s been off-air since last week after some heated comments following the Charlie Kirk incident.
Speaking of Kimmel, he’s set to return Tuesday — but nearly a quarter of ABC stations won’t air his show. Nexstar and Sinclair stations are pulling it due to the backlash, and it could get pricey for ABC, especially with Nexstar trying to sweet talk the FCC into a big ol’ merger.
And finally, shoutout to James Van Der Beek. He had to miss the Dawson’s Creek reunion — not just because of a stomach bug, but because he’s battling Stage 3 colorectal cancer. He sent in a video thanking fans and introduced Lin-Manuel Miranda as his stand-in. Yeah, Broadway stepped in for Dawson. That’s how much love this guy has. Sending good vibes his way.
