Sydney Sweeney turns 28 today. Hope she’s celebrating like a pro—maybe with some Euphoria level drama, but, you know, the fun kind.
Liam Hemsworth’s giving love another shot. After less than a year with Miley Cyrus, he’s engaged to model Gabriella Brooks. She announced it on social media, but Liam’s still playing it cool — no posts yet. Classic Aussie chill or just saving the big reveal? We’ll see.
Olivia Wilde is reportedly “surprised” that her ex, Harry Styles, is dating her friend Zoe Kravitz. Awkward much? Sources say it’s like, “Really, Harry? Why her?” But Wilde’s also said she’s over it since they broke up years ago. Friendships and exes — always a tricky combo.
Kylie Kelce had to set the record straight after fans were salty she didn’t publicly congratulate Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s engagement. Her podcast episode was recorded before the news dropped. Plus, she’s got a private line to them—no need for public shout-outs every time. Still, she says her kids are pumped to have Taylor officially join the family. Swifties, calm down.
Prince Harry met up with King Charles for a private tea—no, not just to spill royal tea but to show off photos of his kids. Charles has barely met Archie and Lilibet, so this was a big moment. Harry seemed genuinely happy, saying Charles is “doing great.” Also squeezed in some charity events and the Invictus Games while in the UK. Busy guy.
Harry Potter fans, get ready—Audible’s dropping a star-studded audiobook series with Keira Knightley, Simon Pegg, Kit Harington, and more. The first book hits November 4th, then monthly releases until May. Hermione’s voice? The new HBO series’ Arabella Stanton. Magic for your ears.
Comedy Central pulled a South Park episode mocking Charlie Kirk after his recent death, though it’s still up on Paramount+. The episode lampooned Kirk’s debating style with Cartman playing a right-wing podcaster. Kirk himself once called it a “badge of honor.” Comedy has consequences, but also a weird sense of timing sometimes.
And with the Emmys coming Sunday, security’s been ramped up big time after Kirk’s death. Homeland Security and California Highway Patrol are teaming up with CBS’s private guards — basically, if you’re sneaking in, you’re gonna have a rough night. Nate Bargatze is hosting, so at least the laughs should be solid.
