So apparently Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are a thing now. Word is they met at Jeff Bezos’ wedding in Venice… because of course they did. Nothing screams “love connection” like billionaire vows and gondolas.
Over in petty custody land, Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry are allegedly going to war over… their teacup poodle. Yes, Biggie Smalls is now at the center of a canine custody battle. Orlando says the dog loves him more because he does all the dirty work. Katy just wants visitation. Can someone get Judge Judy on this?
Frankie Muniz — remember Malcolm? Well, Malcolm fell off a ladder. He broke his wrist while changing batteries. He’s out of racing for 6-8 weeks. Moral of the story? Fame doesn’t make ladders any less evil.
Damon Dash just filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy. He reportedly has over $25 million in debt and only about a hundred bucks in cash. So if you see him promoting “new projects,” now you know why. Someone check his Venmo.
Floyd Mayweather and Mike Tyson say they’re gonna fight in 2026. Tyson thinks it’s a terrible idea… for Mayweather. Floyd says his legacy can’t be touched. Either way, we all win — unless we’re the insurance company covering this match.
The Kelce brothers just turned their beer company, Garage Beer, into a $200 million empire. Apparently catching footballs and catching buzzes go hand in hand.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are reportedly planning a Netflix project starring their kids, Archie and Lilibet. Look, if your brand needs toddlers to survive, maybe it’s time for a rebrand?
Hilaria Baldwin is allegedly causing chaos on the Dancing with the Stars set. She’s mad she didn’t get Taylor Swift’s former tour dancer. Producers gave him to Jen Affleck. Now Hilaria’s throwing a fit, and honestly, this season already sounds better than the last five combined.
NCIS is doing a crossover with NCIS: Origins. It’s a decades-spanning mystery, which means we’re solving a murder from the ’90s using two timelines and probably a lot of dramatic music.
Tracy Morgan’s Neighborhood spinoff, Crutch, drops on November 3rd on Paramount+. He plays a Harlem shop owner whose kids move back in. All episodes drop at once, which is perfect for your next lazy Sunday.
The next James Bond movie is on the hunt for its Bond girl, and Ariana Grande is reportedly a top contender. Florence Pugh and Emma Watson are also in the mix. If Ariana lands it, expect high notes and high-speed car chases.
And finally, Kurt Russell’s headed to Yellowstone country. He’s joining the cast of The Madison, a new spinoff set in Montana. It’s got grief, drama, and a lot of flannel energy. Michelle Pfeiffer and Matthew Fox are also in it — so yeah, this is your mom’s new favorite show.
