Happy birthday to Jack Black, who turns 56 today. And apparently, some of his friends are worried he’s more nacho than Libre these days. They say he’s looking “huge and bloated” and fear he’s ditched the gym and the trainer. Look — Jack’s got the energy of a rock star and the diet of one too. He’ll be fine… probably. Maybe. Let’s light a candle for the treadmill.
Flavor Flav wants to officiate Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding. Because of course he does. Nothing says “eternal love” like a hype man with a clock necklace yelling “YEAHHHH BOYYY” during your vows.
And speaking of the Swift-Kelce wedding — Randy Fenoli from Say Yes to the Dress slid into the comments offering to help Taylor pick out her gown. Naturally, fans lost it. One wrote, “This NEEDS to happen!” Honestly, I just want to see Travis crying in a corner at Kleinfeld while Taylor tries on a $30,000 dress and Randy says, “Girl, that bodice is EVERYTHING.”
Over on a film set — Anne Hathaway took a bit of a spill while filming The Devil Wears Prada 2. Her heel snapped on the stairs, she face-planted, then popped up like a gymnast who just stuck the landing. Ten out of ten from the judges for style, grace, and professionalism under pressure.
Here’s one for the “Wait… what?” file: Bill Belichick — yes, football Bill — has filed to trademark the phrase “Gold Digger”… with help from his 24-year-old girlfriend. They’re also trying to lock down phrases like “No Days Off” and “Trail of Salty Tears.” I mean… is this love, or just a weird Shark Tank pitch?
Alec Baldwin’s wife, Hilaria, is joining Dancing With the Stars. She’s been posting her ballroom moves on social media for months. Some say she was auditioning. Others say, based on her TikToks, she’s already danced herself off the show. Either way, get ready for a lot of dramatic spins and maybe one or two fake accents.
Britney Spears reportedly wants to play Sinéad O’Connor in a biopic. She apparently thinks her past with buzzcuts gives her the edge. One producer said that playing Sinéad is about more than a shaved head — which is fair. But also… I’d watch that movie. Just not sure it would be the movie they’re trying to make.
And finally — “Twilight” fans, sharpen those plastic vampire fangs. The franchise is teasing something big this October with the line “Forever Begins Again.” No one knows what it means yet, but let’s be honest — if they put those movies back in theaters, we’re all going.
