So, The Naked Gun reboot might’ve belly-flopped at the box office, but over on Rotten Tomatoes? It’s a whole different story. The critics are actually loving it — we’re talking a solid 90% approval, based on a whopping 232 reviews. Not bad for a movie people assumed was a punchline in itself. Liam Neeson, of all people, somehow nails the clueless cop thing, and Pamela Anderson adds just the right amount of chaos. The Critics Consensus basically says Neeson’s gravelly, serious-guy energy is perfect for playing the dumbest guy in the room — and honestly, that’s kind of genius casting. So yeah, the box office might’ve flinched, but don’t be surprised if a sequel sneaks in through the side door.
Now, some sad news. Ozzy Osbourne passed away on July 22 at the age of 76. According to his daughter Aimee, who filed the death certificate, the cause was cardiac arrest, with coronary artery disease and Parkinson’s also listed. But the real kicker? Under “occupation,” it literally says: Rock Legend. I mean… accurate. The Prince of Darkness went out on his own terms, at home, shortly after what would be his final concert. The stage is a little dimmer without him, but the legacy? Eternal.
Meanwhile, in “courtroom chaos you couldn’t script,” Diddy is still behind bars. A judge just denied his bail — and not for lack of trying. He reportedly offered $50 million to get out. That’s five-zero, million. Didn’t work. He’s been cleared of racketeering and trafficking, but he was convicted on some prostitution-related charges. Sentencing’s coming up in October. He could get 20 years, but insiders think it’ll be more like 2 or 3. So, more “Bad Boy for a Little While” than “for life,” at least for now.
Over in Santa Barbara, things are getting… reality-TV messy. Orlando Bloom is apparently not freaking out about those Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau rumors. Word is he trusts her completely and even made a joke about it — chillest pirate ever. But Katy’s still tangled in legal drama over that $15 million mansion she bought. The former owner tried to snatch it back, she won that battle, but now he wants damages. And guess who popped up in the paperwork? Chris Pratt. Apparently, someone says Katy rented the house to him at one point. So now it’s less “California Gurl” and more Real Housewives of Santa Barbara over there.
In “dog drama, but make it aggressive,” police were recently called to Aaron Phypers’ house — yeah, Denise Richards’ ex. Not for a fight over money or kids… but custody of a dog. Denise allegedly rolled up, violated a restraining order, demanded to get inside, shouted at his brother, and maybe even swung at someone. No arrests, but it was definitely not a peaceful puppy pickup.
Meanwhile, Elon Musk just casually walked away with $29 billion — not in salary, not a bonus — just… stock options. Because when you’re Elon, Monopoly is real life, and every railroad and utility is a Tesla factory.
In lighter, slightly awkward news: Christie Brinkley revealed to Parade that her daughter signed her up for a dating app just for fun — and they ended up matching with the same guys. Yep. Christie, now 70 and still stunning, says that was all the confirmation she needed that she does not belong on dating apps. Somewhere out there, a man is rethinking everything after realizing he swiped right on both a legendary supermodel and her 27-year-old daughter. Therapy’s probably next.
Let’s get spooky for a second. Comedian Matt Rife now owns all the haunted memorabilia from the Annabelle doll house. He didn’t buy the house — just the creepy contents. He’s basically turned into the Airbnb host of nightmares, planning overnight stays and museum tours. And yes, Annabelle is still there. So if you visit, don’t touch anything — unless you’re into meeting demons on your vacation.
And while we’re on horror: the actual Poltergeist house is up for rent in Simi Valley. The current owner recreated the whole movie vibe and even brought in a Cabbage Patch doll to communicate with spirits. Because, apparently, nothing says “ghost whisperer” like a toy from 1985.
Switching gears to Top Gun 3 — and apparently, Tom Cruise is cleaning house. Word is Jennifer Connelly and Ed Harris won’t be back for the sequel. Why? Supposedly, they didn’t fully vibe with the “Maverick mindset.” Translation: if you’re not 100% onboard with Tom’s intensity, you’re grounded. But don’t worry — Miles Teller, Glen Powell, and Jon Hamm are all still flying high. Tom likes jets. And loyalty.
And finally: Spider-Man 4 is officially swinging into production. Tom Holland is back in the suit, but this time he’s bringing backup. Mark Ruffalo is in as the Hulk, Jon Bernthal is back as the Punisher, and Michael Mando is rumored to show up again as Scorpion. The plot’s under wraps, but let’s be real: there’s gonna be smashing, web-slinging, and maybe a few Avengers sneaking in through a portal or two.
