If the sound of rain or gentle ocean waves hasn’t quite done the trick for your sleep routine, KFC has cooked up a new option for you—literally. Introducing “fried chicken white noise”—the sleep aid you didn’t know you needed (or ever really asked for).
Yep, KFC has teamed up with wellness brand Hatch to deliver a “finger-lickin’ good” sleep experience with a 20-minute audio track that sounds like sizzling fried chicken. It’s available now on Spotify, ready to lull you into a deep-fried dream state. Because apparently, a rainstorm just wasn’t crispy enough.
This greasy lullaby riffs off a viral TikTok joke: white noise rain sounds? More like chicken hitting hot oil. And KFC thought, “Why stop at just eating our chicken? Let’s help folks drift off to dreamland to the sound of frying.”
So now, for those with a passion for poultry, you can slip on your headphones, lie back, and enjoy a whole new sleep snack for your ears. And while science hasn’t proven you can gain weight listening to fried food, don’t be surprised if you wake up craving a bucket of the Colonel’s finest.
Find the track on the Hatch for Sleep Spotify page, but fair warning: you might need to keep a drumstick on your nightstand for midnight snacking emergencies.
