Here are a few more NOT-so-serious stories we’ve seen about the coronavirus outbreak.
1. A 22-year-old TikTok idiot tried to start a new “Corona Challenge” by posting a video of herself LICKING A TOILET SEAT on an AIRPLANE. Social media was not impressed. Meghan McCain even tweeted she should go to jail.
2. Officials in the U.K. are worried their sewage systems will get backed up because of people using toilet paper substitutes.
3. Since normal pasta is scarce at the moment, people in the U.K. have been going to novelty stores and buying PENIS-shaped pasta meant for bachelorette parties.
4. A woman in China decided to microwave her cash to kill the virus. She ended up charring about $425.
5. A handful of people in India have been throwing parties and drinking cow urine because they think it’ll help.
6. Some church leaders in South Korea panicked after a handful of people tested positive. They thought saltwater would help, for some reason. So they started spraying it in people’s mouths, didn’t disinfect the spray bottle, and 46 MORE people got sick.
