Many schools are almost all out for summer vacation . . . leaving lots of parents panicked.
But it’ll be a breeze if they check out my wonderful list of The Top Tips for Surviving Summer with Kids.
- Do a back-to-back Marvel movie marathon. It should end just as school is starting up again!
- Enroll them in a class at the Y.
- Take them to a busy water park. When they’re not looking, run.
- Call the professionals at 1-800-Grandma.
- If you can’t afford summer camp, you can always send your kids to the border, where the U.S. government will house them in really nice cages.
- Go the beach…. Hope that listening to”Baby Shark”doesn’t tempt fate at the beach…. And beach real estate is in short supply at the moment with lake Ontario’s high water levels
- Get a trampoline. The little brats will break a limb within a week, then they’ll be easy to corral.
- Take them on a tour of local landmarks . . . like the field where you’ll bury them if they can’t spend the next three months entertaining themselves.
- Take them to the library . . . so they can laugh about how you had to learn stuff back in your day.
- Take them to the Toronto Zoo and threaten to feed them to the lions if they don’t behave.
