A millennial must of wrote this….. How dare anyone insult Eggnog!!!! We must save EGGNOG…… We must take action NOW!
Read this nonsense;
“There’s a really weird holiday tradition that none of us are talking about – but millennials are starting to catch onto. Can we talk about eggnog? The ingredients are pretty disgusting, and all of them together make what is essentially spiced mayo. We’ve already killed off the mayo, so let’s team up against eggnog next. Eggnog is literally described as “egg milk punch” which is probably one of the grosser things we’ve ever heard. There’s even a theory that you could mix mayo with the right spices, some cream, and rum, and you would have yourself a discount version of the same eggnog we toss back like it’s nothing. We’re not going to try it, but it would probably work! If you’re really into a gooey, eggy drink that will probably have you riddled in a hangover the next morning, be our guest. But I think it’s about time we cancel the whole eggnog thing!”
What do you think….. Do you agree…….. Are you with team Anderson? hello………………hello………… HELLO?