No gray area here! Patti LuPone, 68, appeared on Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen Tuesday night and put Madonna’s acting abilities on blast. Asked whether she saw Madonna’s rendition of Argentinian First Lady Eva Peron in the 1996 movie Evita, she said: “I was on the treadmill. You know when MTV used to have music videos, right? I saw, I believe it was ‘Buenos Aires,’ and I thought it was a piece of s—t. Madonna is a movie killer. She’s dead behind the eyes. She cannot act her way out of a paper bag. She should not be in film or on stage. She’s a wonderful performer for what she does, but she’s not an actress. Bing!” Tell us how you really feel!