Colin Farrell appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday and ended up sharing a hilarious story of a manscaping episode gone awry. He was preparing to shoot a sex scene for the first time ever in 2000 and prepared his nether reasons perhaps a bit too enthusiastically after talking to the director. “I went to the director, Joel Schumacher, and I had a dressing gown on and nothing underneath,” Farrell tells Ellen. “I was obviously so nervous that I lost my mind for a second, because I opened my dress and I said, ‘Is it a bit…?’ Because, like most men, I had what you could refer to as ‘retro bush’…and Joel, the director, went, ‘Oh’… . I went into my trailer, I got a bin and I put it [below my groin]. I was nervous and I trimmed the right side a little bit, and obviously I had to match it, so I trimmed the left. But I overshot the mark by a little bit, so I had to get back in and approach the right again. I overshot that, and at this stage, I was sweating. I went back in and re-approached the landing on the left, and then I looked down and I had a little landing strip—a lovely, lovely little landing strip.” Have you ever overdone a trim job down there?